Uncharted books

Apparently someone is writing an Uncharted book. I’m not really sure why that’s necessary, but whatever. Here’s my girlfriend’s comment on it:

Oh god it will be so boring. “Nathan crouched behind a magically bulletproof log. He fired at the random guy shooting at him, then ran to the next log. He fired at the random guy shooting at him, then ran to the next log. He finally killed the random guy and then stood over the guy’s gun and bent his knees slightly to pick it up. Then some other guy started shoot at him. Nate crouched behind a magically bulletproof log…”

Certainly that version is better than whatever Uncharted fanfic is out there. (And yes, there is Uncharted fanfic.)