States I’ll (Probably) Never Visit: Nevada

Sorry, Nevada, but it’s true. You’re currently in the “probably never visit” list, though depending on how elections go this fall, you might just get bumped up to never. Why? Because Sharron Angle, the Republican looking to unseat Harry Reid, might actually win. This is particularly alarming, though, because she is fucking crazy.

Following up on her comments about how she is against abortion in cases of rape or incest because it’s against God’s plan, she explained that you should use that sort of opportunity to make lemonade:

STOCK: What do you say then to a young girl… [who] is raped by her father, let’s say, and she is pregnant. How do you explain this to her in terms of wanting her to go through the process of having the baby?

ANGLE: I think that two wrongs don’t make a right. And I have been in the situation of counseling young girls, not 13 but 15, who have had very at risk, difficult pregnancies. And my counsel was to look for some alternatives, which they did. And they found that they had made what was really a lemon situation into lemonade.

That’s right, kids! Find yourself in a particularly lemony situation? Go ahead and make lemonade while you’re giving birth to a child that is both your daughter and your sister. You go ahead and think about how fucked up that is.

Anyway, Nevada, if you vote for her in the fall, I’ll be forced never to visit you. Actually, maybe I’ll just never visit you because you let it get this far.